Come on now
Black bro is wastin’ e’erybody’s time right now. Straight WASTIN’ it.
I have it on good authority that White Brother has the next update on his table, and is being lazy about updating. Delay of game results in a five yard penalty and public shaming.
Why is there not a closeup of the 13th century goat blow job? I feel like this was good.
A browsing of the White Brother’s photo reveals that he was slightly unaware that the right hand rook should be on a white square. Thus his queen is in the wrong place. This is a problem. Go fix yer shit brah.
Bitch is trippin'
I will admit, I chose my first move based on a lesson our Opa (grandfather for you non Germanic types) taught me. I used to be baller at chess and beat his friends a bunch, but then I stopped playing promptly. I am sort of the prodigal chess player. I haven’t played a game in 6 years minimum. But Black Brother must me out his dang mind if he thinks I am going beyond that. Planning?...
Any day now, I will be receiving a postcard in the mail from the White Brother. I await his opening move with much scratching of the forehead. The challenge to myself is already set - if I can get in his head and see his opening coming, this will bode very well for me. I’ve played quite a few sit down games in the last week to prep, but they have not been good preparation. To win at this...