The Urban brothers play a rousing game of Chess via the United States Parcel Service.

 

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PAWN E2 TO E3.

I will grant that I am amazed that there is a postcard of theBaldwin Bridge. It caries Interstate 95 and US Route 1, with an average daily traffic of 85,000 vehicles. Did you know that?

Less confidence this time. I am already regretting, sort of, the move I sent off yesterday. Consider a poor response a kindness though; Black Brother has 12 hour shifts dealing with this storm, and could use a perk.

So i got an Owl in the mail today, sort of like a bizarro world Harry Potter thing going on here. I was happy to have it. I came home to find the postcard on my computer desk with a post-it from my girlfriend that said “the owls are not what they seem” on it. Twin Peaks found its way into this business too. Such a busy little post.
It seems my brother is taking the “always be on the offense” approach, which is unfortunate because it is a good approach. I am making little (read zero) progress on my own offensive end, and am sort of just trying to force a situation where the tides turn. But you all knew that, because that is pretty much what Chess is. Harry Potter, Twin Peaks, and role reversals. Perfect considering this weekend is NY Comicon.

So i got an Owl in the mail today, sort of like a bizarro world Harry Potter thing going on here. I was happy to have it. I came home to find the postcard on my computer desk with a post-it from my girlfriend that said “the owls are not what they seem” on it. Twin Peaks found its way into this business too. Such a busy little post.

It seems my brother is taking the “always be on the offense” approach, which is unfortunate because it is a good approach. I am making little (read zero) progress on my own offensive end, and am sort of just trying to force a situation where the tides turn. But you all knew that, because that is pretty much what Chess is. Harry Potter, Twin Peaks, and role reversals. Perfect considering this weekend is NY Comicon.

White bro advanced his queen’s pawn a tepid single square. Cautious. Fearful. The bishop is staring down a diagonal which is empty and useless. He is thrashing about helplessly in an ocean of his own tears. His impatience is a product of his only hope: a swift death, and a favorable reincarnation.

Come on now

Black bro is wastin’ e’erybody’s time right now.

Straight WASTIN’ it.

Brotimes sent me a really confusing postcard covered in swirls and spiders drawn by some local artist that contained and even more confusing move.
Damn it chess is really effing hard. See I usually win games by being spontaneous and erratic. I can’t do that with post cards. This ain’t shaping up to be my specialty.
I think I know how I am going to respond to this here move… but god help me if I know whether or not it’s a good move.
Also, my bad about the wait. I really am a horrible person.

Brotimes sent me a really confusing postcard covered in swirls and spiders drawn by some local artist that contained and even more confusing move.

Damn it chess is really effing hard. See I usually win games by being spontaneous and erratic. I can’t do that with post cards. This ain’t shaping up to be my specialty.

I think I know how I am going to respond to this here move… but god help me if I know whether or not it’s a good move.

Also, my bad about the wait. I really am a horrible person.

Delay

I have it on good authority that White Brother has the next update on his table, and is being lazy about updating. Delay of game results in a five yard penalty and public shaming.

White Brother has shifted his king over. On the run. Didn’t want to trade his rook for my bishop, I thought that would be a good option for him, but I guess not. So now, what am I going to do with this?

My gut tells me I have a good position, and is promising to castigate me something fierce if I don’t capitalize on it.

Seriously

Why is there not a closeup of the 13th century goat blow job? I feel like this was good.

So black bro is back from vacation, (honestly, a while a go. I am just lazy) and the first piece has been taken. The most obvious attempt to lure me into getting his queen safely onto my side I have ever seen. Honestly, bro. Weak. Way to be like that. I got the appropriate retaliation. Don’t you worry.
Oh yeah. And that postcard he gave me is a statue of a boy blowin’ a goat. No dizzle.

So black bro is back from vacation, (honestly, a while a go. I am just lazy) and the first piece has been taken. The most obvious attempt to lure me into getting his queen safely onto my side I have ever seen. Honestly, bro. Weak. Way to be like that. I got the appropriate retaliation. Don’t you worry.

Oh yeah. And that postcard he gave me is a statue of a boy blowin’ a goat. No dizzle.

Alright, we are back in this. Some updates were missed because we met in person, though we had to keep the pace nice and relaxed. Aside from some initial confusion as to orientation, we are proceeding without blunders, and that is important.

Today’s photo is also not a postcard. It comes to you from the prison in the castle of Ferrara, in which the duke murdered his son and his second wife for having an affair with each other. They were both 20. Shit was cold. Let me tell you what else is cold - the hurt I am about to lay down on White Brother. The next move will be delivered by hand, but on a proper post card I acquired in Italy. It will be a happy birthday.